he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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