Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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