Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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