CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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