Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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