North Korea, Best Korea!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
