fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Randomize
