i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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