is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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