the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
foreskin is a definite game changer
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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