I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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