Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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