It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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