Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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