and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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