How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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