apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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