he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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