Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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