question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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