time to smoke my breakfast
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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