so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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