Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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