how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
