I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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