Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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