you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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