office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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