Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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