i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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