She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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