Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I want to fling myself into the sun
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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