I want to stick my p in your. b.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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