everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
FUCK WHALES
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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