He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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