She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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