Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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