Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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