i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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