But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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