But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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