Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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