Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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