She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Text me some of your sweat
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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