Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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