i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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