Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I party with great urgency now.
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