I CAN MOONWALK!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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