butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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