im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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