Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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